What You'll Get
In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun’s energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former bosses and guidance counselors. Benefit from current tooth-tending technologies with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a teeth-whitening package from DaVinci Teeth Whitening (a $279 total value). The package includes the following:
- A whitening kit with LED light (a $249 value)
- A whitening pen (a $30 value)<p>
In just 60–90 minutes, the DaVinci advanced professional whitening kit helps restore discolored cuisine crushers to their natural pearly whiteness. Twelve applications of whitening gel coat the inside of custom-fitted trays, which team up with an LED accelerator light to grapple unruly biters into sparkling submission. The desensitizing gel works diligently to strengthen teeth’s enamel and ability to chew through titanium Froot Loops. The whitening kit also allows users to track the treatment’s progress with a shade guide. Once the tonal transformation is complete, patients may walk freely with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, and age erased from the highway overpass of their smiles. For further gumstone maintenance, the touch-up whitening pen can blanch teeth on a tooth-by-tooth basis––a more effective way to whiten chompers than biting Frosty the Snowman.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple. Online ordering required. Shipping included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About DaVinci Teeth Whitening
Using a combination of whitening gel and FDA-approved blue accelerating lights, the DaVinci teeth-whitening system can leave teeth an average of up to 14 shades whiter. During office visit, the signature whitening solution—an organic plant- and mineral-based gel—is applied to chompers. A specially designed LED laser light is used with the food-grade hydrogen-peroxide gel to lift lingering stains. Once the tonal transformation is complete, clients may walk away with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age erased from the highway overpasses of their smiles.