In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former guidance counselors. Benefit from current tooth-tending technologies with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 60-minute in-office teeth-whitening treatment from DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems (a $447 value). Redeem this Groupon for DaVinci services at Rockford Teeth Whitening on Charles Street.
In just one hour, the DaVinci Teeth Whitening System renders gum studs noticeably brighter. After a precursory consultation, a technician smothers chompers in a signature gel made from a seemingly magical potion of organic plants, minerals, and a single tail feather of an albino phoenix. A specially designed LED laser light activates the solution, diminishing the signs of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age graffitied on the highway overpass of each client's smile. Like housewarming gifts from a stalker, results are immediate.
DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems
DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems' FDA-approved formula lightens teeth affected by tobacco or coffee stains, hereditary discoloration, or speckling caused by fluoride. LED light activates the whitening process, inducing a dramatic makeover that brightens both enamel and fillings up to 14 shades. The DaVinci system's results can sustain tooth-modeling careers for up to three years with proper oral hygiene and dental care.
4040 Charles St.
Rockford, Illinois 61108