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What You'll Get
In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former guidance counselors. Benefit from current tooth-tending technologies with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 60-minute in-office teeth-whitening treatment from DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems (a $447 value). Redeem this Groupon for DaVinci services at Rockford Teeth Whitening on Charles Street.
In just one hour, the DaVinci Teeth Whitening System renders gum studs noticeably brighter. After a precursory consultation, a technician smothers chompers in a signature gel made from a seemingly magical potion of organic plants, minerals, and a single tail feather of an albino phoenix. A specially designed LED laser light activates the solution, diminishing the signs of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age graffitied on the highway overpass of each client's smile. Like housewarming gifts from a stalker, results are immediate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only at listed location. Treatment is non-transferable. Must fill out paperwork before appointment; paperwork may be completed in the office. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems
DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems' FDA-approved formula lightens teeth affected by tobacco or coffee stains, hereditary discoloration, or speckling caused by fluoride. LED light activates the whitening process, inducing a dramatic makeover that brightens both enamel and fillings up to 14 shades. The DaVinci system's results can sustain tooth-modeling careers for up to three years with proper oral hygiene and dental care.