In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former guidance counselors. Benefit from current tooth-tending technologies with today's Groupon: for $109, you get a 60-minute in-office teeth-whitening treatment from DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems (a $447 value). Redeem this Groupon for DaVinci services at Rockford Teeth Whitening on Charles Street.
In just one hour, the DaVinci Teeth Whitening System renders gum studs noticeably brighter. The office visit begins with a consultation; then a technician smothers chompers with a signature gel made from organic plants, minerals, and a single tail feather from a white rabbit. A specially designed LED laser light activates the solution, erasing graffiti left behind by tobacco, wine, coffee, and age from the highway overpass of each client's smile. Like housewarming gifts from a stalker, results are immediate.
DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems
DaVinci Teeth Whitening Systems' FDA-approved formula lightens teeth affected by tobacco or coffee stains, hereditary discoloration, or speckling caused by fluoride. LED light activates the whitening process, inducing a dramatic makeover that brightens both enamel and fillings up to 14 shades. The DaVinci system's results can sustain tooth-modeling careers for up to three years with proper oral hygiene and dental care.