What You'll Get
Humans developed smiles as a way to deflect predators in the wild and former bosses in the grocery store. Protect yourself with today's Groupon.
$129 for a Zoom! Teeth-whitening treatment ($500 Value)
To begin the whitening treatment, a tooth technician isolates gums from precious gumstones before coating each tooth with a hydrogen peroxide--infused gel. A special Zoom! light then casts its glow over discolored mouthbones to activate the gel’s whitening properties. The tooth-blanching process works to break up stains caused by drinking red wine, smoking cigarettes, and grazing in green pastures. After three 15-minute applications, clients triumphantly emerge flaunting smiles up to eight shades brighter.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required; subject to availability. New patients only. Valid only for natural teeth. Bonding, caps, or crowns may need to be changed for new color. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.