What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Banish relaxed dough jealousy with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $60 value) at Daydream Massage Center on Belle Terre Boulevard in Laplace. Owner and licensed massage therapist Victoria Grindstaff-Redler personally administers the one-hour relaxation session, melting muscle butter with calming pressure to soft tissues while wheedling stiff shoulders into quitting their stressful day job holding up the sky. While your back is being finger-combed free of knots, tangles, and carelessly spat-out gum, you'll blissfully breathe in comforting aromatherapy scents while cocooned in hot towels. Daydream's placid surroundings create a welcome respite from a cacophonous cityscape, and you'll skip out of the center feeling all the benefits of massage, including a boost in energy, a wider range of motion, and enhanced immunity to diseases like jazz hands and lumberjack's block.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Valid for select therapists only. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.