What You'll Get
Although their thick wool coats would make them ideal car washers, sheep are rarely able to hold the position because of costly hoof scratches and a tendency to eat air fresheners. Enjoy bipedal auto-polishing with this Groupon to Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing. Choose between the following options:
- $89 for a full detail for a car (a $179 value, including the company's $20 gas fee)
- $99 for a full detail for a van, truck, or SUV (up to a $209 value, including the company's $20 gas fee)
Crews trained in the lost art of hand washing and hand drying travel to homes and offices to return rides to their zenith of cleanliness. Following the scrub, a cloak of wax leaves the striking pavement prowler able to turn more heads in parking lots than a neighborhood strongman juggling shopping carts. Exteriors wiggle gleefully as teams shine rubbery soles with a tire gloss, and auto owners also net their ride with renewed trim, a full shampoo treatment for weary carpets and mats, and newly cleaned and conditioned seats.
A door-jamb degunking, spot cleaning of mats, and dusting of air vents draw impressed eyes to peep through newly crystalline windows. Before the team returns to headquarters, vacuums feast noisily on crumbs left by ant farms needing lifts to the mall.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 13, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only within 30mi radius of 39202. Extra fee for over-sized vehicles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing
Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing’s crew of certified detail specialists traverses the United States and Canada to restore grimy cars to their previous showroom shine. Armed with eco-friendly products and water-reclamation systems, the team arrives at homes and offices to eliminate debris with sudsy hand washes and bug-removal tactics and preserve paint’s mirror shine with liquid wax and the commands of evil fairy-tale queens. Clay bars and tire shines then put the finishing touches on exteriors, sounding the call for the team to raid auto interiors with vacuums, carpet shampoo, and leather conditioner. Customers across the continent can book the mobile detailing appointments via Get MAD’s online scheduler.