Some adults have children so they have a socially acceptable reason to eat at novelty pizza arcades and see movies with Shreks in them. Put some fun in the oven with today’s kid-friendly Groupon to Dolphin Swim Club’s Loves Park location. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get four weekly baby swimming lessons (an $80 value).
• For $30, you get four weekly semiprivate swimming lessons (a $95 value).<p>

Dolphin Swim Club usually charges a $35 facility fee, which is included in the value of this Groupon.

Dolphin Swim Club’s friendly, CPR-certified instructors help children of all ages learn water safety and swimming techniques in safe, comfortable facilities. Swimming lessons for babies aged 4–24 months take place in water warmed to 89 degrees, a temperature reminiscent of a mother’s womb or an unrefrigerated can of whipped cream in Tahiti. Caregivers can watch their infants learn new methods of movement and freedom of limb in an environment of decreased gravity while teachers engage groups with songs and games designed to stimulate developing brains. Children aged 2 and older can paddle through Dolphin Swim Club’s nine-level swimming program, starting with activities such as safety training and bubble blowing, and progressing to more difficult maneuvers such as butterfly strokes and whale-song imitations.