Packing a parachute is not unlike packing a bag lunch: it's a bummer when your mom puts old ham in either one. Leave packing to the experts with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a static-line skydiving jump from Jumping for Fun Skydiving in Lebanon (a $150 value).

Jumping for Fun Skydiving's team of professional cloud surfers, led by a USPA-certified instructor with more than 2,000 jumps under his belt, whisks thrill-seekers into the air for adrenaline-packed static-line jumps. Fledgling skydivers must earn their way to freefalling freedom by participating in a training course that explains how to properly use static-line equipment and stave off dive-bombing ostriches. Afterward, an aircraft shuttles jumpers up to an altitude of 3,500 feet, where they'll take a tremendous leap while donning parachutes packed by an FAA-certified rigger. Upon exiting the plane, a static line attached to both the aircraft and the jumper opens the parachute, and skydivers employ their freshly learned skills to safely steer themselves back to earth while enjoying aerial views of surrounding trees and supermodels' swimming pools.