Inkblot tests are easy—the answer is always clouds. Go straight into the source of the Rorschach with today’s Groupon: for $130, you get a tandem-jump package at Skydive Tampa Bay, Inc in Mulberry (a $219 value). The package includes:

• Tandem skydive jump (a $199 value)
• T-shirt (a $20 value)<p>

The licensed skydive veterans of Skydive Tampa Bay, Inc have accompanied customers soaring from the bellies of airplanes since 1978. These plummetologists have earned national and international championship titles, multiple world records, and ribbons at pie-eating contests. Divers start off with an introductory class to gain hands-on experience with the equipment and then take to the sky with a teacher in tow for the tandem skydive. Leaping from the airplane 2 miles above ground, each jumper shares a two-person parachute to receive ear-prompted guidance from the intrepid instructor strapped to his or her back. For additional levels of safety, a staff of FAA-certified parachute riggers maintains the equipment and keeps all parachutes in working order and monkey-free.

Classes begin at 9 a.m. and take place each hour after that until sunset, providing each plane plunger with a three- to four-hour adventure total. Just like parent-teacher conferences, classes are by appointment only and include a T-shirt, so customers should call ahead for reservations.