Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Smooth out your inner monster with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two i-Lipo treatments with a consultation at Laser Clinic of Chesapeake (a $650 value).
Laser Clinic of Chesapeake's medical crew harnesses noninvasive i-Lipo technology to slim physiques. For the initial consultation, a trained tech explains the i-Lipo process, discussing expected results, identifying treatment areas, and answering questions or knock-knock jokes. Clients then pose for measurements and pictures before a tech straps four low-level-laser pads onto the patient's targeted weight-loss zones. For the next 20 minutes, the slenderizing pads emit a cascade of focused light beneath the epidermis to open cellular pores and allow fat to run free into the lymphatic system, which ultimately flushes away the liquefied fat. Treatments conclude with a 10-minute fat-cell compression, sculpting session, and an elliptical or treadmill workout, which lasts for 30–40 minutes, and promotes metabolism and shoos out any loitering adipose tissues.
Laser Clinic of Chesapeake
Laser Clinic of Chesapeake's crew harnesses the power of the latest laser innovations to slim physiques, rejuvenate skin, treat acne, and remove unwanted hair. Inside welcoming treatment rooms, skilled technicians wield an arsenal of ever-changing, revolutionary technology that bolsters appearances. Each unique service assesses imperfections lurking deep in dermal cellars so that technicians can accurately target problem areas or unfurl fermented secrets.