What You'll Get
Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize a high-stakes meeting before actually riding a stallion into it. Realize a majestic physique with today’s Groupon to We Fit Gym in Long Beach. Choose from the following options:
For $49, you get three personal-training sessions (a $150 value).<p>
For $69, you get a three-day juice cleanse (a $180 value).<p>
- For $99, you get a wellness package (a $330 value), which includes the following:
- Three personal-training sessions
- A three-day juice cleanse<p>
We Fit Gym’s custom workouts draw from modalities such as Pilates, yoga, and whole-body vibration platforms alongside system-rebooting juice cleanses. A 30–60 minute personal sweat session incorporates vibrating fitness equipment from manufacturers such as TurboSonic and Pineapple. These machines quicken muscle contractions and simulate heightened gravity and the nearby presence of extraterrestrials. Founder and certified personal trainer Clint Bigham oversees training sessions, which clients may supplement with three-day cleanses based on a blend of organic fruit and vegetable juices. The detoxifying series refuels the body with a suite of meal replacements crafted from a combination of whole foods, supplements, and the backs of cereal boxes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate personal training by 7/11/12, sessions expire 1 year from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required, subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice fee up to 1/3 of Groupon price may apply. Must sign waiver. Personal training sessions are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About We Fit Gym
It was the back pain that convinced Clint Bigham to give up a promising career in golf—he competed in junior tournaments against greats such as Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia, going pro at age 20—and begin exploring the world of yoga and Pilates for the healing he sought. Now a certified personal trainer and the founder of We Fit Gym, Clint spends his time helping people shrink waistlines and feel energetic enough to perform superhuman feats, such as attending a nudist convention fully clothed. His gym is an oasis that tradition and innovation happily share; conventional equipment and classes work in tandem with ROM (Range of Motion) machines, TurboSonic, and HyperGravity vibration trainers, and an infrared sauna whips bodies into shape with low risk of injury and maximum efficiency. Before clients begin building strength and setting calories afire, Clint consults with them to develop a custom fitness program, covering nutrition basics, recommending workout routines, and exposing the sad, sad truth about motivational posters.