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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona laser treatments at Advanced Spa Therapy (a $2,370 value).
Advanced Spa Therapy’s technicians harness the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over the waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can surreptitiously sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots are then absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions over a two-week span. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 13, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem all sessions within 2 weeks for best results. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Advanced Spa Therapy
Dr. Karen Harum leads the staff at Advanced Spa Therapy as they aid their clients in shedding excess inches through noninvasive laser treatments. Using the FDA-approved Zerona laser device, which prompts fat cells to evict their liquid contents into the body's lymphatic system, the staff helps to lessen the difficultly and frustration that can be associated with weight loss. Treatments are aided by diet, exercise, regular hydration, and at-home practice sessions with laser pointers.