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Reviewed March 1, 2013
Reviewed June 22, 2012
What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon to Austin Body Contouring, with two locations in Austin. Choose between the following options:
- For $249, you get three Zerona laser treatments for your entire body (a $900 value).
- For $699, you get six Zerona laser treatments for your entire body (a $1,800 value).
The staff at Austin Body Contouring harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, or thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides.
The noninvasive treatment requires little to no recovery time after each of the six sessions, performed over a two- to three-week period. Six to nine treatments are recommended for best results, and patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 13, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. Under 18 must be accompanied by guardian. Valid only at listed locations. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.