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$99 for a Body-Slimming Package ($504 Value)
- Three lipo-laser sessions (a $139 value each)
- Three vibration-platform treatments (a $29 value each)<p>
During each 25-minute session, staffers attach to the target area light-emitting paddles, which zap low-temperature Class-IIIB cold lasers through three layers of skin, spice, and everything nice in order to force fat cells to release water, acids, and glycerol. For an added boost, clients can then hop onto a whole-body vibration platform designed to help the lymphatic system flush out the released compounds. For maximum results, St. Louis Lipo Laser Center recommends up to 12 lipo-laser sessions focused on one treatment area.<p>
St. Louis Lipo Laser
St. Louis Lipo Laser eschews the space-age aesthetic one might expect from a laser body-sculpting center; if anything, the clinic's unassuming red-brick storefront invokes the charm of a neighborhood medical practice. This same charm pervades the center's treatment rooms, where skilled physicians and technicians welcome their patients with old-fashioned kindness as they call upon noninvasive lipo-laser technology in lieu of traditional liposuction to help combat excess pounds. Lipo-laser treatments can shrink fat cells around the hips, arms, thighs, and other areas without inflicting the incisions that more invasive fat-removal procedures require. After laser sessions coupled with body-vibration treatments, patients may see increased flexibility and other benefits similar to those of traditional exercise, and they can immediately resume such regular activities as walking down stairs and climbing up elevator cables.