Autographs add value to objects, but careless signers run the risk of leaving signatures on the inside of baseball caps or over the first paragraphs of the Declaration of Independence. Score properly placed scribbles with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of collectibles and autographed memorabilia with an $8.99 credit toward domestic ground shipping from Steiner Sports (a $58.99 total value).
Steiner Sports partners with a slew of professional and collegiate teams, including the New England Patriots, to present fans with a plethora of authenticated sports collectibles. Mount a 20"x24" black-and-white Tom Brady Game Face photo ($49.99) above mantels to channel superstar passing skills or outfit a pet hamster with a replica mini helmet ($30) to imbue it with BenJarvus Green-Ellis's renowned ability to break tackles. Fans can cherish revered Patriots players with autographed photos from Andre Tippett ($29.99), David Patten ($39.99), and Donté Stallworth ($79.98) or flip for dibs on shotgun in John Madden's bus with a commemorative coin decked in 24-karat gold and a silver overlay ($69.95).