If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get one 2-hour housecleaning session from Royale Cleaning Services (a $150 value).
Royale Cleaning Services' grime-fighting experts revitalize homes with full kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom scrubdowns. Cleaners tailor every session to suit each abode's needs, tackling dirt-prone surfaces such as high shelves, shag carpets, and celebrity tabloids. During the 2-hour appointment a professional staff member vacuums carpets and washes floors, cleans appliances and counters, and sanitizes bathrooms in order to leave them sparkling. Customers can yodel questions loudly from their rooftops or visit Royale's website for a full list of services.