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The undergarment experts at Alice Rae Intimate Apparel have been flattering figures with daywear, sleepwear, and professionally fitted bras for more than 50 years. Bosoms with band sizes 30–52 inches and cup sizes A–M find supportive homes in bras by designers such as Coobie ($20–$24), Vanity Fair ($32–$34), and Dominique ($42–$48). The sales staff deftly assists clients with postsurgery symmetry issues, balancing bust lines with inserts more lifelike than a wad of tissue and less messy than a blueberry muffin. Camisoles and pettislips ($9–$12) proffer a modest barrier between birthday suits and skirt suits, and knit sleep shirts ($28) meet the stringent dress code standards of Stay In Bed Friday.