Though unmentionables once referred to all manner of things––Grandpa’s missing hands, phlogiston theory, and the truth about cats and dogs—only one thing is worth not mentioning today. Don’t say a word with today’s romance-clad Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of lingerie and sleepwear. Choose between the following locations:
- The Cat’s Pyjamas
- Commitments Lingerie
Dedicated to outfitting women of all shapes and sizes in alluring underthings, Elizabeth Schulz—owner of both The Cat’s Pyjamas and Commitments Lingerie—carefully curates a varied inventory of apparel from brands including Spanx, Prima Donna, and Felina. An Arianne zebra pink zoo bustier and matching thong ($41) celebrates nature’s flashy patterns and enables wearers to successfully infiltrate Serengeti birthday parties. The delicate detailing surrounding a lace chemise by Private Alerts ($50) facilitates flirtatious layering, and a pair of Hanky Panky lace boy shorts ($44) marries a masculine style with graceful fabric. Customers can also leap into a pair of Grenier control briefs ($44–$49) whose curve-streamlining confines whittle down silhouettes without the hassles of tricking a shadow into running laps.