Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile maker with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a couples instructional massage at Duke Morgan, The Spa (a $250 value).
Ensconced in a historic mansion awash in Asian-themed décor, the licensed therapists at Duke Morgan, The Spa tutor twosomes in muscle-mollifying techniques. To commence the two-hour session, one person sprawls on the table as the instructor demonstrates kneading strokes and striation manipulations to the other, drawing out tension and vestigial wings from back panels. After students experiment with the methods learned, they switch places with their partner so that both halves of the couple unit receive roughly an hour of hands-on training and leave with soothed and stress-free physiques.