According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by “money avalanche” and “dangerously high exposure to nudity.” Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a Valentine’s chocolate package at MamaLicious Market (a $60 value). The package includes the following:
- Release edible cacao butter (a $30 value)
- Two sets of Valentine’s chocolates (a $20 value)
- Packaging and personalized note (a $10 value)
MamaLicious Market’s packages are available for pickup or home delivery, which is available for an additional $10 fee and should be scheduled by February 1 for delivery by Valentine’s Day.
MamaLicious Market sparks romance with packages filled with jars of edible, organic cacao body butter and chocolate treats to nourish body, spirit, and sensuality. Each package includes two sets of chocolate treats—a more natural aphrodisiac than Cary Grant’s side part—as well as a personalized note. Gobs of heirloom Ecuadorian cacao comprise body butter, as well as a nutrient-rich formula that brims with potassium, magnesium, and calcium to soften skin and lure tongues back into mouths despite the presence of a childhood enemy. The healing blend is handmade and concocted with raw ingredients such as vanilla bean, honey, and coconut oil wept by a melodramatic palm tree, rendering it capable of naturally revivifying physiques.