In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon to Soothing Solutions. Choose between the following options:
- For $36, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $90 value).
- For $80, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue couples massage (up to a $180 value).<p>
Helmed by nationally certified massage therapist Tiffany Hilliard, Soothing Solutions’ team of specialists eases away tension and stress with flowing strokes and tissue-penetrating taps. The slow, rhythmic motions of the Swedish massage employ light pressure to eradicate soreness, increase circulation, and stimulate lymph flow. Tendons and ligaments succumb to the firm pressures of the deep-tissue massage, which roots out muscular aches caused by overexertion or hiding in cramped P.O. boxes to scare unsuspecting mailmen.
Though Soothing Solutions sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.