Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a 60-minute couples hot-stone or hot-towel massage (up to a $190 value) at Sunset Massage. This Groupon is only valid at the Greenfield and Whitefish Bay locations.
Within Sunset Massage's calming sanctuary, the well-trained paws of certified massage therapists melt away bodily tension and mental stress. Swaddled in a tandem treatment room, duos can simultaneously submit sore muscles to a hot-towel massage, wherein a therapist’s mitten fillers skate soothing circles over backs, boosting circulation, oxygenating muscles, and promoting peacefulness. Alternatively, clients can opt for smooth, heated stones, which are placed strategically along the spine to further help loosen backs left sore from mandatory office limbo contests. To suit clients’ preferences, Sunset Massage employs both male and female massage therapists, who, after the massage, gifts guests with a complimentary box of chocolates.
If desired, guests can upgrade to longer sessions, paying the difference between lengthier massages and the value of the Groupon in order to get even more tension-melting kneading and ruin a tailing detective's dinner reservations.
Limback Wellness Center
Deep-seated stresses dissipate at the hands of Limback Wellness Center's certified massage therapists. The center specializes in hot-stone and hot-towel massages, which employ penetrating heat and soothing circular motions to boost circulation, oxygenate muscles, and alleviate the lingering stiffness that comes from serving as the spring festival’s Maypole. Aside from their popular heated modalities, the team of male and female massage therapists treats clients to gentle relaxation massages and more focused deep-tissue work.