According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by “money avalanche” and “dangerously high exposure to nudity.” Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today’s Groupon to The Atelier. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a custom organic facial (a $60 value).
- For $29, you get a Luscious Chocolate body scrub (a $65 value).<p>
Epidermal experts at The Atelier draw upon their training and experience to nourish visages and bodies. After analyzing a complexion and conducting a background check of every pore, a technician whisks up a custom facial using organic products that renew and soothe skin. Professional hands massage the fragrant Luscious Chocolate scrub onto bodies, exfoliating dead cells and stimulating circulation to reveal a bright, healthy glow.
At The Atelier, staffers pamper customers' hair, skin, and nails with premium, often organic products as their guests sink into comfy salon chairs. Nail techs brighten nails with OPI and Essie polishes, and premium add-ons, such as a mineral clay mask or chocolate-shea-butter scrub, transform mani-pedis into luxurious spa experiences. The aestheticians use organic Image products during facials and use seaweed during detoxifying body wraps or mermaid-lookalike contests.