The preferred mouth-cleaning technique, tooth brushing replaced less successful oral-hygiene methods, including kissing a running vacuum or opening mouths in a wind tunnel. Embrace modernity's gentler techniques with today's Groupon to de Bruin Dental Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a take-home teeth-whitening kit (a $395 value).
• For $89, you get an exam, cleaning, x-rays, and an oral-cancer evaluation (a $381 value).

Under the expert guidance of Tom G. de Bruin, the staff at de Bruin Dental Center fixes forsaken smiles with advancing technology and years of know-how. Chompers tainted with a tinted hue begin their road to salvation by being fitted for a personalized take-home tray. Over the course of two weeks, tusks rest in their newly molded homes, bathing in a whitening concoction designed to reveal results in as soon as 3–5 days. During comprehensive cleanings, trained dental hygienists kick out plaque with gentle hands and even gentler eviction notices. Digital x-ray images then grant doctors insight into any problems mouths may be facing. Meticulous mouth inspection divines any perils lying in wait, prognosticating risks of oral cancer, cavities, or invisible molars and then addressing them post haste.