What You'll Get
One of Benjamin Franklin’s last theories was that taking in a good view while eating aids both in digestion and in the ability to squeeze milk out of coal. Prove him half-right with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of classic American fare and drinks at Dean Casmirri's Colonial Inn in Hulmeville.
Perched adjacent to the scenic Neshaminy Creek Falls, Dean Casmirri's Colonial Inn boasts indoor and outdoor seating areas, a full bar, and carefully handcrafted cuisine steeped in savory flavors. Send appetites soaring toward the wings, slathered with your choice of buffalo, chipotle, or teriyaki sauce ($7.99), or bet on the Clams Casino, a specialty dish laden with high-rolling shellfish ($7.49). The western burger lassos onion petals, bacon, cheddar, and barbecue sauce into a half pound of juicy goodness ($7.99), and the pan-fried crab-cake sandwich rolls a specially calibrated formula onto a fluffy kaiser roll ($9.99) . Curb comfort cravings with the slow roasted pot roast, served with mashed potatoes and vegetables ($12.99), or eschew the stuffy European notions of french fries for their cheesy ($4.99), pizza-blasted ($4.99), or chili-smothered ($4.50) counterparts.
Unlike FBI interrogations, Dean Casmirri's dishes pair well with a draft beer or a summer cocktail, ideal for knocking back at the bar or sipping creekside. In addition to hearty eats and refreshing drinks, the vibrant establishment hosts live entertainment four nights a week, from karaoke Tuesday and Friday to live music Thursday and a DJ on Saturday.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Must purchase 1 food item. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Dean Casmirri's Colonial Inn
At Dean Casmirri's Colonial Inn, the downstairs patio and overhanging four seasons deck both overlook a creek with a little waterfall. Guests can take in the scenic views while dining on the restaurant's American bar and grill food, which includes 15 different burgers, pastas such as housemade lasagna, and comfort foods such as roast turkey with stuffing.
Equally abundant is entertainment. Karaoke, trivia, and bingo nights fill the already crowded event calendar (which features live music three nights a week), and bar games such as darts, horseshoes, and billiards allow patrons to take out their competitiveness on something other than the food.