Biking is the most efficient way to travel from location to location without a series of well-placed trampolines or full control over a vestigial tail. Get where you need to go without challenging your human status with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a three-month deluxe bike-sharing membership to DecoBike in Miami Beach (a $100 value). The membership includes the following:

• A new DecoBike helmet (a $25 value)
Unlimited 60-minute rides (a $75 value)

All memberships also include access to the website and smartphone apps, which can be used to locate bikes and stations in real-time.

DecoBike's fleet of two-wheeled steeds provides members with an efficient and eco-friendly alternative to public transportation. With 24/7 access to more than 1,000 custom bicycles, members can traverse the entire city of Miami Beach without having to wait in traffic or practice their sardine impressions aboard city busses. Members can commandeer a bicycle from any of the solar-powered sharing stations to enjoy up to one hour of riding ($4 for each additional 30-minute period). Then to avoid paying for additional time, riders can dock bicycles after 60 minutes and immediately check out another pedal-powered conveyance. Deluxe memberships also include an adult-size medium or large DecoBike helmet, as well as cycling safety information so bikers can safely take advantage of transportation with health benefits that are rivaled only by hitching a ride on fruit carts.