What You'll Get
Without gyms, people would resort to outdated fitness techniques such as swimming and pushing Model Ts up slight inclines. Celebrate contemporary fitness with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a three-month membership to Definitions Fitness Centre on Wharncliffe Road South (a $150 value).
Definitions Fitness Centre fosters fitness goals with first-class cardio machines, strength equipment, and on-site trainers. The gym supplies elliptical trainers, free weights, and boxing bags, affording humanoids the tools needed to lessen mass and lower heart rates without intimidation tactics or legal waivers from mad scientists. Lengthen limbs on the new stretching area or test the durability of dumbbells on rubber flooring. Locker rooms enclose private showers, individual lockers for daily use, restrooms, and a vanity area. Flat-screen TVs adorn bright white walls so calisthenics devotees can distract ocular orbs as physiques convert calories into renewable solar energy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. New members only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.