Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Stare to save the world with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get an eye-care package (a $250 value) at Definitive Vision. The package includes the following:
- An eye exam (a $125 value)
- $125 toward prescription glasses<p>
Optometrist Dr. Shannon Elwood pairs blinkers with their prescriptions before aiming gazes toward Definitive Vision’s trove of designer frames. A 30-minute eye exam peers into sclera to gauge overall optical health and pinpoint the best lenses ($65–$650) for improved sight, as well as test for glaucoma and the soft sizzling noise that indicates early-onset heat vision. Sight seekers can then peruse an array of designer frames ($120–$390) from such brands as Armani Exchange, Cole Haan, and Gucci. Border peepers with Carrera frames for a sharp, vintage look, or ogle from behind BCBG designs, which incorporate faceted and textured metals to keep invention ideas from tunneling through temples. For a less visible method of clarification, patrons can upgrade to a contact-lens fitting and exam for an additional $65.
3157 Farnam St.
Omaha, Nebraska 68131