A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a deep-pore-cleansing facial at DeFranco Spagnolo Salon/Day Spa in Great Neck and Roslyn (an $85 value).

DeFranco Spagnolo Salon/Day Spa's staff utilizes exclusively all-natural skincare products to revive complexions with a 60-minute exfoliating facial treatment. Skin rejuvenation begins in a flurry of suds as a licensed aesthetician unleashes an army of microscopic toothbrushes to gently polish facial pores. After an enzyme peel coaxes away dead skin cells, a neck massage employs skilled fingers to ease stress in shoulders and untangle tight facial knots. Much easier than pressure washing one’s own face, a revitalizing mask and nutrient-rich moisturizer pamper the features with a final hydrating blast.