Though inner beauty is important, the fact remains that outer beauty is still often used to determine SAT scores and income-tax rates. Get a leg up on life with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a spa manicure (a $30 value) and a half-hour express facial (a $55 value) at Déjà Vu European Spa & Salon (an $85 total value).

The certified aestheticians at Déjà Vu beautify male and female façades and pamper the extremities with a vast array of salon and spa services. Rejuvenating journeys begin with a spa manicure, during which a skilled manicurist sloughs off dead skin cells on the hands with a gentle aloe scrub and then dips them in warm paraffin wax, which dries on the paws to ease tense tendons and soften skin. The manicurist then sculpts nails and corrals cuticles in a flurry of careful snips, rendering talons glossy and sharp to gain the advantage in competitive wildebeest tickling. For the first step in the half-hour express facial, a thorough cleansing washes pores of built-up sebum and oil deposits. Meanwhile, skilled hands massage the face to release tension and stimulate skin’s natural collagen levels. A slathering of moisturizer finishes the facial to reduce the appearance of wrinkles and tempt pet lobsters with tender, pinchable cheeks.