Golf balls fly hundreds of yards to reach a minuscule target, an action mathematically equivalent to throwing a tomato at a comedian in a neighboring state. Launch into fun with today’s Groupon to River Heights Golf Course in DeKalb. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get 18 holes of golf for two with a cart (up to a $93 value).
- For $65, you get 18 holes of golf for four with two carts (up to a $186 value).
River Heights Golf Course amalgamates traditional and links-style holes for a challenging, varied game enhanced by the Kishwaukee River’s scenic backdrop. Duffer duos and dulcet barbershop quartets dart across the par 72 course in speedy motorized carts, encountering shallow greens, long pars, water hazards, and river bridges built by visit-hungry grandmothers. Many holes are hugged by curvaceous river waters, lending cool breezes to the shady course. Players must take into account the strength of the wind, perilous bunker positions, and unsolicited advice from overeager golf clubs in order to deliver balls to their destination. After matches, golfers can relax at the clubhouse, with a wraparound porch and full bar that beckon to players with promises of relaxation and refreshment.
River Heights Golf Course's rates fluctuate throughout the week; though they sometimes feature a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.