What You'll Get
Like a company-wide cage match, a tattoo requires a high pain threshold, lots of barbed wire, and shelter from the boss's view. Reverse interoffice battle scars with today's Groupon at Delete Tattoo Removal & Laser Salon. Choose from the following options:
- For $50, you get up to 16 square inches of tattoo removal (a $125 value).
- For $50, you get an ultra micropeel combo, including skin analysis, microdermabrasion, and ultra PCA peel (a $125 value).
- For $100, you get up to 70 square inches of tattoo removal (a $200 value).
Delete's team of tattoo-removal specialists and laser physicians comfortably buff away unwanted epidermal embellishments. After a complimentary consultation, Delete's patent-pending tattoo-analysis program predicts the number of sessions required to absolve images and assesses any roadblocks that may hinder the clean-up. During the treatment, clients recline in a modernly styled space where a certified physician pulses laser light after numbing skin with a Cryo 6 cooling solution. Pain tolerances vary, but removal compares roughly to snapping a rubber band on skin, which is still less painful than going through life with a calf-filling tattoo of Ray Romano. Most tattoos require about 10 treatments for full effectiveness; clients may direct further indelible queries to Delete's FAQ page.
Those looking to beautify unpainted skin can tap Delete's laser team to restore flesh to vibrancy through a chemical peel and microdermabrasion that reduces fine lines, age spots, and damaging freckles. The process stimulates collagen production for a face as tight and firm as R2D2's skull. Following all treatments, guests may browse Delete's retail boutique and enjoy a 50% discount on all vitamins and skin products.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 micropeel combo options per person. Limit 6 tattoo removal options per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use first treatment by 10/12/11, treatments expire 6/12/12. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.