What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon to Delmar Massage Therapy in Delmar. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $70 value).
- For $40, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage (an $80 value).
- For $40, you get a one-hour tip-top-toe massage (an $80 value).
At Delmar Massage Therapy, a staff of knowledgeable backologists employ a variety of massage techniques to alleviate pain and tension with a soothing, stress-melting touch. Each one-hour massage offers a therapeutic treatment to help visitors achieve ultimate serenity and wind down after a long day of digging prison escape tunnels. The Swedish massage utilizes long, flowing strokes and gentle pressure to reduce tension and improve circulation. The tip-top-toe massage employs acupressure and reflexology to alleviate pain and promote total relaxation in extremities after honing synchronized swimming techniques in a bathtub. During each deep-tissue massage, muscle tension is targeted with focused pressure to relieve stress and squeeze out every last bit of toothpaste hiding beneath the skin.
Open seven days a week, Delmar Massage Therapy provides a relaxing environment for meat suit tenderizing. Treatments take place in a private massage room equipped with a heated table and soothing music, offering an atmosphere that’s more tranquil than an unused elevator shaft.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.