Though disembodied hands are a common element in B-movie horror, in real life they're highly prized as massage therapists. Terrify muscle tension with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage at DeLynn's Place in Blue Springs (a $50 value).
DeLynn's Place tailors each one-hour deep-tissue massage to the individual client's needs, addressing muscle aches and chronic pain with strong pressure and repetitive strokes. A mixture of invigorating kneading and pinpoint application of pressure targets painful muscular kinks and knots, releasing the achiness and tension accumulated from the stresses of daily life and kangaroo boxing. The deep pressure also stimulates muscles, the lymph system, and blood vessels, encouraging an increase in circulation. With rich, oxygenated blood rushing into previously stifled tissues, the body's own healing systems are invigorated by the delivery of oxygen and the Sunday Times to bored, nutrient-deprived cells.
Though the spa sometimes offers discounts for new clients, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
Blue Springs Business Park
1200 NW South Outer Rd.
Blue Springs, Missouri 64015