A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a dental exam with digital x-rays, an intraoral cancer screening, and a cleaning at Dental2000 in Laguna Niguel and Irvine (a $360 value). Dental2000 is also offering custom bleaching trays to interested Groupon holders, plus a 60% discount on bleaching gels (normally $60 per gel, $20 per gel for Groupon holders).

Led by Dr. Nimesh Patel, the grill gurus at Dental2000 comprehensively maintain mouths and strive to assuage toothy trepidation within a cozy, spa-like environment. While clients sink into the embrace of a reclining chair, the experienced dental doyens explore oral caverns, scrutinizing every nook and cranny with their eyes (a $66 value) before utilizing digital x-rays to search of cavities caused by burrowing gummy bears (a $100 value). Then the tooth technicians screen mouthscapes for intraoral cancer to prevent any potential abnormalities from progressing and becoming harder to treat (a $99 value). Finally, mouth mavens finish up the doting treatment with a bicuspid bath, scraping mouth stalagmites and stalactites and polishing away plaque buildup and graffiti writing, so customers can walk away with a fresh, glistening smile (a $95 value).