What You'll Get
Much like dolphins, teeth generally show only a fraction of themselves on the surface except when leaping through a hoop in exchange for a tasty fish. Give chompers a less fishy reason to romp with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get a Zoom! whitening treatment at Dental Arts of Plano (a $500 value).
Helmed by a friendly staff under the direction of Dr. Neveln Amer, Dental Arts of Plano excels in preventative and cosmetic dentistry, pairing cutting-edge equipment with a gentle chair-side demeanor. Drag less-than-lustrous mouth knives into its comfortable office, where teeth will dramatically lighten thanks to state-of-the-art Zoom! technology. First, the mouth magicians will daintily block lips and gums, leaving only chewers exposed, before applying the special Zoom! whitening gel. Formulated to work in tandem with the Zoom! light, the gel goes to work breaking up stains and finalizing divorces with discoloration in three 15-minute sessions, administered over the course of one hour-long session.
Unlike tooth-whitening procedures that rely on spray paint and rock tumblers, the Zoom! process inflicts minimal discomfort, and patients can pass procedural minutes by watching TV or listening to music in the comfortably equipped procedure rooms. Zoom!-dazzled teeth remain whiter indefinitely, only requiring regular brushing and flossing, occasional in-home touch-ups, and a promise never to gargle with molasses again.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Valid only for listed service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.