What You'll Get
Without teeth, beef jerky would be much less popular and beef milkshakes much more so. Keep your teeth in peak meat-munching condition with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get an exam, x-rays, and a cleaning at Dental Center of Charlotte (a $309 value).
Drs. David Yu, DDS, and Michael Rhyne, DDS, captain Dental Center of Charlotte's team of friendly and professional mouth guardians, outfitting them with starship-compatible technology including intraoral cameras and digital x-rays. A comprehensive examination of new patients’ teeth scans every nook and cranny for signs of chipping, misalignment, and hygienic hazards such as gingivitis or whoopee cushions planted by mischievous tonsils. The doctor will also screen neck and oral tissues for red or white discolorations, lumps, or sore areas that may indicate early signs of oral cancer. Digital x-rays reveal the inner workings of teethscape infrastructure and release 80% less radiation, resulting in 74% fewer giant insects than traditional x-rays. A fastidious chomper cleansing buffs every untidy incisor, bespotted bicuspid, and chocolate-caked canine, rendering grins as ethereally bright as the ghost of a disco ball.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 9, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. New clients only. 24hr cancelation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Dental Center of Charlotte
Dr. David Yu found his calling in an unexpected place: Haiti. On a mission trip during his undergraduate years of college, Dr. Yu saw how badly the Haitian people needed dental care, and, right then and there, he decided he would do something about it. He ended up going to dental school at the University of North Carolina alongside Dr. Michael Rhyne, who now practices with him at Dental Center of Charlotte. The two dentists provide an extensive list of dental services that include cosmetic, preventative, and restorative procedures, and Dr. Yu stays true to his original altruistic mission by volunteering for groups in Charlotte. To aid them in their services, the staff at Dental Center of Charlotte wields such high-tech devices as an intraoral camera and digital x-rays, which emit 80% less radiation than traditional x-rays and 100% fewer hexes than a mysterious fortuneteller. They also mill crowns quickly on site and offer sedation dentistry for those with fears of the dentist.