Without teeth, beef jerky would be much less popular and beef milk shakes much more so. Keep your teeth in peak meat-munching condition with this Groupon.

$59 for an Initial Exam, Dental Cleaning, and X-rays ($309 Value)

A comprehensive examination of new patients’ teeth scans them for signs of chipping, misalignment, and hygienic hazards. The doctor will also screen neck and oral tissues for red or white discolorations, lumps, or sore areas that may indicate early signs of oral cancer. Digital x-rays reveal the teeth’s inner workings with 80% less radiation than traditional x-rays.

Dental Center of Charlotte

Dr. David Yu found his calling in an unexpected place: Haiti. On a mission trip during his undergraduate years of college, Dr. Yu saw how badly the Haitian people needed dental care, and, right then and there, he decided he would do something about it. He ended up going to dental school at the University of North Carolina alongside Dr. Michael Rhyne, who now practices with him at Dental Center of Charlotte. The two dentists provide an extensive list of dental services that include cosmetic, preventative, and restorative procedures, and Dr. Yu stays true to his original altruistic mission by volunteering for groups in Charlotte. To aid them in their services, the staff at Dental Center of Charlotte wields such high-tech devices as an intraoral camera and digital x-rays, which emit 80% less radiation than traditional x-rays and 100% fewer hexes than a mysterious fortuneteller. They also mill crowns quickly on site and offer sedation dentistry for those with fears of the dentist.