What You'll Get
Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an exam, x-ray, cleaning, and whitening (a $450 value) at Dental Expressions. Dental Expressions' skilled mouth spelunkers will keep teeth in tiptop shape with routine tooth upkeep. After the mouth-bone freshening, teeth whitening services power-wash away coffee, soda, and paintball stains, leaving teeth shining brighter than a shooting star in a running microwave.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appt. only. 24-hr. cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New clients only. Must treat decay & periodontal disease before bleaching. Not valid for periodontal treatment. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.