What You'll Get
While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon: for $79, you get an exam, x-rays, and a cleaning at Dental Expressions, located across from Waterside Shops (a $232 value).
Dental Expressions’ Dr. Ramon Padilla and his entourage bolster everyday mouth maintenance with a meticulous dental detailing that renders smiles bright enough to steer incoming ships away from rocky reefs. Upon walking into the clean waiting room lined with calming beige tones, patients settle their enamel sprouts in for assessments of donut damage before x-rays expose cavities and hopelessly off-course prison-escape tunnels. Next, the Dental Expressions staff oils jaw hinges so that they can easily scrub away stains and floss crevices clear of bacteria and clumsy gum prospectors.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.