Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an oral exam, cleaning, and four digital x-rays (a $287 value) at Dental Health Associates, located in Lakewood. With more than 40 years of experience, Dental Health Associates' skilled staff will clean up tarnished tusks of any age using Star Trekkable technology—imbuing you with a smile that shines brighter than neon-green plutonium bars and gives off only half the radiation. For an added dose of opulence, harried hands will be dipped in a rejuvenating paraffin wax as Dental Health Associates' dentists purge your pearlies of plaque, tartar, and ectoplasm.