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What You'll Get
Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an oral exam, cleaning, and four digital x-rays (a $287 value) at Dental Health Associates, located in Lakewood. With more than 40 years of experience, Dental Health Associates' skilled staff will clean up tarnished tusks of any age using Star Trekkable technology—imbuing you with a smile that shines brighter than neon-green plutonium bars and gives off only half the radiation. For an added dose of opulence, harried hands will be dipped in a rejuvenating paraffin wax as Dental Health Associates' dentists purge your pearlies of plaque, tartar, and ectoplasm.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. New clients only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.