What You'll Get
Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an oral exam, x-rays, and a teeth cleaning at Dental Health Associates in Lakewood (a $287 value).
The teeth guardians at Dental Health Associates use more than 40 years of experience to protect teeth from tartar, stains, and the looming threat of gingivitis. Staffers start by scrubbing tarnished tusks with a host of enamel-friendly tools, which target built-up plaque and squatting gargoyles from dental structures. Next, a digital x-ray machine captures inside-out photographs of chompers, and a dental exam ensures that fangs haven’t forgotten their multiplication tables. For added comfort during their plaque purging, patrons relax with a complimentary paraffin hand dip to soothe frazzled nerves.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.