Without regular maintenance from a qualified dentist, teeth and gums drift apart over time, resulting in jaded teeth leaving to pursue pinker, firmer gums. Reignite the dental spark with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a dental exam, cleaning, and x-rays at Dentalville (a $189 value). This Groupon is good at all five Las Vegas locations.
At Dentalville, a staff of professional gurus calms jangling nerves in wary adults and children with friendly, comfort-focused patient care. The dentist performs a thorough periodontal probing to test the resiliency of teeth, gums, and vestigial tongue tentacles, noting the locations of trouble spots and old dental work. The mouth-bone specialist then screens for oral cancer, cavities, and imbalances in patients' bites with a 60-second corncob-chewing test.
After teeth enjoy a thorough cleaning, a state-of-the-art x-ray machine snaps their headshots. After the three-part process, the dentist will deliver a clean bill of health, perfect for sticking on the refrigerator, or discuss an individually tailored course of treatment.