Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $39 you get a one-hour massage and one ART (Active Release Techniques soft-tissue treatment) session at Denver Chiropractic Center (a $145 total value).
Each 60-minute massage is preceded by an ART session—together, this duo helps boost energy, reduce stress, and release endorphins. Using the tactile senses of the hand, the doctor will first examine your soft tissues to determine tight and taut areas on which to apply the application of tissue tension. Unlike Denis Leary, your muscle-manipulator won't take advantage of your relaxed state to sell you shoddy real estate investments or try out an ill-advised stand-up act. The patented ART technique can be used to address pain caused by overused muscles including shin splints, frozen shoulder, tennis elbow, and boxer's face.
This Groupon is ideal for runners or athletes who need to get their bodies back on track—after a visit, you'll feel relaxed, revived, and restored. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
While online reviews for Denver Chiropractic Center are still building, past clients have left online testimonials for Dr. Glenn and ART: