Teeth are largely responsible for the survival of the species, as they are necessary to rip open the plastic packages that contain life-sustaining foods. Take care of your body’s greatest tools with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a children’s dental exam, cleaning, and x-rays at Derby City Pediatric Dentistry (up to a $335 value).
Derby City Pediatric Dentistry’s fully accredited staff help half-pint patients maintain beta teeth in preparation for their permanent versions. Kids between the ages of 1 and 5 will undergo a thorough exam, a fluoride treatment, and cleaning to protect against cavities and wash away lodged gummy worms, as well as bite-wing x-rays to reveal roots. Exams for pre-tweens 6 and up include all of the same services with an added on Panorex x-ray, which gives dentists a 360-degree view of the mouth utensils and the warring sects of cartoon unicorns and Kewpie dolls found in children’s brains.
Derby City Pediatric Dentistry aims to help soothe first-time teeth owners’ anxiety with a brightly painted and welcoming environment, including a playful treatment room complete with castle-like twin spires. Parents are encouraged to sit through exams with their children to ease fears, pick up brushing tips, and learn the trendiest toys that children are biting.