What You'll Get
Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $75, you get 1 CC of Sculptra treatment at Derma Laser Centers FL in Hollywood (a $150 value).
Dr. Nader Shehata and Derma Laser Centers FL's expert aestheticians beautify façades with the 30- to 60-minute Sculptra treatment, in which the physician injects collagen-stimulating filler into any fine lines on the face's lower half. The Sculptra treatment can smoothen smile lines around the nose and mouth, chin wrinkles, and territory lines from the old battle between the spiteful nose and the face. By promoting natural collagen growth rather than filling cheeks with false materials, the treatment can last up to two years or 1,051,897 minutes, whichever comes first.
Before the treatment, the doctor will administer a local or topical anesthetic to soothe skin, though the treatment may cause swelling, redness, minor bruising, and other side effects. After a few days, swelling may settle and the skin should begin the process of producing fresh collagen, with full results visible in about three months. Multiple treatments spaced out by four to five weeks can optimize results, so patients may use two Groupons on the same area for faces as smooth as a Barry White bass line.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must use all treatments on same area. Florida health care law applies. Service is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Derma Laser Center & Medical Spa
Dr. Nader Shehata and his team at Derma Laser Center match clients' exteriors to their body goals through a slate of comprehensive cosmetic procedures. Noninvasive therapies include massage and laser hair removal, which leaves skin looking smoother and more elegant than a latex wedding dress. Alternatively, Shehata performs minimally invasive procedures ranging from dermal fillers to SmartLipo laser fat reduction.