What You'll Get
Being beautiful is hard work, which is why, when viewed up close, most supermodels resemble elderly oil-rig workers. Stock up on aesthetic assistance with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of skincare and haircare products from DermaPoise.com. This deal is only redeemable online and includes free ground shipping; orders greater than $50 will receive free priority shipping.
Reaching out to epidermises across the Internet, DermaPoise.com provides natural and organic skincare products for acne-ridding, beautifying, cleansing, and toning. Melange Skin Care’s Cleansing Milk Eye Makeup Remover hydrates skin with botanicals and vitamins, providing a gentle way to destroy evidence of part-time clowning gigs before having drinks with a circusphobic father-in-law ($18). Take care of head tresses with a number of haircare products ($13.99–$17), or show your lid locks some love with Divaderme lash and brow cosmetics ($20–$37.99). Melange Stretch Mark Solution employs the natural power of herbs, oils, and vitamins to restore collagen and elastin to the skin of bodybuilders, postpregnancy bellies, and Gumby impersonators ($62). A certified aesthetician approves each and every pulchritudinizer sold on DermaPoise.com, which guarantees satisfaction, safety, and privacy and only offers handpicked products that are used by the staff.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Not valid until 4/22/11. Online only. Valid for sale items. Shipping included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.