Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie-eating contests. Today's Groupon lets you restore your cheeks' original splendor: for $119, you get a micro-current facial firming treatment and deep pore medical cleanse at Dermal~Care Esthetics & Wellness Centre (a $240 value).
Dermal~Care's Zen-inspired facility creates a private, tranquil sanctuary from the urban concretescape, where customers can relax in the reception lounge and sip on a complimentary cup of tea or glass of wine while pondering beauty koans like "what did your face look like before a tree in the woods fell on it?" During a 30-minute face, neck, and chest micro-current firming treatment (up to $130), gentle electrical impulses penetrate epidermal masks to recharge weary muscles, boost circulation, and repair dermaflaws and broken mouth-zippers. Then, a 90-minute deep pore medical cleanse facial ($110) caps facial furbishings with manual extractions and a soothing, medical-grade lotion-storm customized to address specific skin types and needs. Besides setting your skull-hull aglow like a blushing firefly, your facial can also erase evidence of pimples, pustules, ingrown hairs, and prolonged exposure to the sun or the Dark Side.
Though Dermal~Care offers other discounts at certain times throughout the year, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Dermal~Care Esthetics & Wellness Centre
The serenity of the Atlantic waters doesn’t end at the beachfront. A few blocks away stands Dermal~Care Esthetics & Wellness Centre, which parallels the soothing waves lapping against the shore with a holistic, tranquil environment. Headed by owner and licensed medical aesthetician Deborah McGarry, the aestheticians and massage therapists welcome clients with personalized and undivided attention, offering a chance to relax with a cup of organic herbal tea or gourmet coffee prior to treatment. The staff—which variously boasts education at the Florida Health Academy and authority as an oncology-certified aesthetician—administers each treatment at a leisurely pace, and ensures that it is as personalized as someone with a birthmark in the shape of their own logo.
300 5th Ave. S
Naples, Florida 34102