If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair removal treatments at DermaLounge (up to a $394 value, including tax), located on 112 Avenue. DermaLounge is a boutique med spa that works with customers to enhance their natural beauty by providing touch-up treatments in a friendly and caring environment. Today's Groupon is good for three laser hair removal treatments to deforest growing areas—see the sidebar for full details. The team of highly trained medical aestheticians and laser technicians skillfully wields the highest quality products and broadswords that are tested by the staff to ensure effectiveness and battle-readiness. The benevolent boutique spa also donates a portion of the proceeds from every treatment to local charities. See their non-edible menu for a full list of services and pricing.