What You'll Get
Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaurus femur or the future. Turn back time with today's Groupon to DermaSmooth. Choose between the following options:
- For $169, you get up to four Aluma skin-tightening treatments (a $349 value).
- For $500, you get eight Acoustic Wave Therapy cellulite-reduction treatments (a $1,200 value).
The smoothness sorcerers at DermaSmooth charm testy skeleton suits into silky submission with an array of skin-centric treatments. Those who opt for the Aluma skin-tightening treatment go back in time to reverse epidermal creases while sidestepping reality-altering paradoxes by bathing mugs with a heated punch of radio-frequency energy. Skin is gently drawn into the tip of a hand piece, inside of which radio-frequency wave pulses coerce the desired areas into producing a well of plumping collagen with promises of shea butter and lower skin taxes. After the treatments, faces can look noticeably rejuvenated, and, with little downtime after doses, clients can go right back to careers of eye-patch and scuba-mask modeling. Today's deal is good for 300 pulses, generally enough for four treatments depending on the area treated, although it may take up to six treatments to see complete results.
Lower extremities, such as the hips, buttocks, thighs, and mermaid tails, gladly shed unwanted layers of cellulite after eight sessions of Acoustic Wave Therapy. Acoustic pulses rock the skin's surface, vibrating the dimpled connective tissue more effectively than sitting on top of a boom box blasting KC and the Sunshine Band. When shaken, cells resume effective circulation exchanges, breeding a fresh batch of collagen and covering curves with smoother, firmer stretches of skin. Today's deal is good for eight treatments, spaced out twice a week for four weeks, but some patients report noticeably smoother outer layers after just a few treatments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for Aluma option, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 3 per person for Acoustic option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Number of visits varies on area treated. May apply value for upgrade. Tax included. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.